1 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,560 Dada? 2 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,240 Mm. 3 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,360 Dada? 4 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,600 Mm. 5 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,920 Mm. 6 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:48,040 There are no bad people coming, okay? 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,880 How do you know? 8 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,520 Well, 'cause there are two cars in the driveway. 9 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,360 There are plenty of other houses with no cars in the driveway 10 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,120 that they're going to instead. 11 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,400 What if they can't see the cars? 12 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,080 If they can't see the cars 13 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,240 then they need to have their eyes checked. 14 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,360 Good night. 15 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,440 Can you leave the light on? 16 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,920 Brighter? 17 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,880 Go to sleep now. 18 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,720 Could I have a glass of water? 19 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,040 When's Mama getting home? 20 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,160 Sometime after lunch. 21 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,960 Mm. This toast is burnt. 22 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,280 Fire me. 23 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,480 Is Grandpa Ernie gonna eat every meal with us? 24 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,320 Only if he's good. 25 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,200 If he's bad, we force him to eat in his own room. 26 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,560 Excuse me. Your room. 27 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,000 Gimme. I'll scrap off the burnt. 28 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,880 No, it's fine. 29 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,640 Will he smell bad? Last time he was here he smelled like pee. 30 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,200 Ew. can we not talk about pee during breakfast? 31 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,080 You can block your nose. 32 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,400 Like this, see? Right now, I can't smell a thing. 33 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,560 Are you done yet? 34 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,520 No. 35 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,040 Be done. Now. Now. Come on, come on. 36 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,080 Have you decided about prom yet? 37 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,080 Because I have to sign up for it by tomorrow. 38 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,640 can we talk about that when Mama gets home, please? 39 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,080 Will everybody at the prom be gay? 40 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,920 Yeah. That's why they call it the Gay and Lesbian Prom, moron. 41 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Are lesbians gay? 42 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,080 Okay, that's it. No more. No more. Enough. 43 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,840 No more questions. Out. You. 44 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,920 And yes, they are. 45 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,760 No one's gonna do anything. 46 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,880 They have like a million chaperons. 47 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,400 I don't want you dancing with college kids, period. 48 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,080 What are they gonna do, rape me? 49 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,120 can we not talk about this right now? 50 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,080 I'm not interested in being with someone who's older. 51 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,360 I just wanna dance with other people who are gay. 52 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,760 I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee. 53 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,280 Huh. 54 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,280 You know, it's very nice of you to give up your room. 55 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,360 Very generous. 56 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,440 Do I have a choice? 57 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:09,120 Come on. Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, Peter Cottontall. 58 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,120 You know, I'm gay whether I go to the prom or not. 59 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,200 We'll talk about it when Mama gets home. 60 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,120 Do you think Grandpa Ernie will die soon? 61 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,600 I don't know. 62 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,080 Did you remember your violin music? 63 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,960 Yes. 64 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,000 Do you think people come back after they die? 65 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,400 Like as other people or things? 66 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:46,240 No. I mean, I, I think you sort of just die when you die. 67 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,440 You know, go back in the sky, all your atoms and stuff. 68 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,120 That's what I think. 69 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:57,000 I hope I come back as a flower. 70 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,480 They smell really good. 71 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,960 Okay. I could see that. I mean, I agree. 72 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,200 Flowers are good. It's a good life, a flower's life, I think. 73 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,080 Not a very long life, but a good life. 74 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,440 I'll see you later. 75 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,560 Don't forget your violin. 76 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,720 Hey, it's me. 77 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,120 Um, I hope you guys made it to the airport okay. 78 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,200 I guess I'll, I'll just meet you at baggage claim. 79 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:46,720 Um, I miss you. 80 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,560 God help us. 81 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,280 Oh, and we gotta deal with that gay prom thing. 82 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,400 It's not going away. Okay? 83 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,480 I love you. 84 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,600 What about anal? My straight friends tell me anal's the new oral. 85 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,440 So, Darren, Lindsay in the shower. 86 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,760 Lindsay feels Darren coming up the Panama Canal. 87 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,560 I haven't seen that on TV. 88 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,880 Maybe Lindsay straps one on 89 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,080 and Darren's not into it. 90 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,280 No. Seen it before. 91 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,280 Maybe he is into it. 92 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,360 What if they try to screw but she gets terrible gas. 93 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,240 Come on, people,we have five shocking moments 94 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,960 In every script. We only have three. 95 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,120 Ned, true or false. Anal's the new oral. 96 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,640 Uh, I'd settle for oral being the new oral, but that's me. 97 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,920 My wife didn't like it. It gave her the runs. 98 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,400 Okay. What if Lindsay develops a thing for her Dalmatian 99 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,480 and it turns into this incredible obsession? 100 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,600 Yes! Thank you. Bestiality, the final frontier. I love it. 101 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,040 Right? 102 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,080 You don't think that's a little bit unrelatable? 103 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,000 You're talklng like a fucklng executive. 104 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,320 There is nothing unrelatable about sex with animals. 105 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,240 I know a lot of people who've done it. 106 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,080 Sex with one's dog is the new sex with one's cat. 107 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:55,080 I don't give a fuck about unrelatablllty as long as it is shocking. 108 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,760 And what if they didn't have sex for an episode? 109 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,920 Personally, I'd find that pretty shocking. 110 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,840 Are we keeping you from something? 111 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,680 Sorry. Um, I have to pick up my wife at the airport. 112 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,160 Her father's coming in and-- 113 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,600 When are we getting your script? 114 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,480 Well, I wanted to talk to you about that. 115 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,080 The next couple of days are gonna be kinda tough 116 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,520 because of Jeannie and I-- 117 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:23,440 No. Monday. 118 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,360 Okay. Monday, I'll try. 119 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,080 Don't try. Just do it. 120 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,520 Act four. Two shocking moments. 121 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,200 Shit. 122 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,440 Hey, you made it. 123 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,200 Where are you? 124 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:43,480 Stuck. Traffic is unbelievable. How's Ernle? 125 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,720 Uh, chipper. 126 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,000 How was getting him there? 127 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,400 It's been a little tough, but we're hanging in there, right, Ernie? 128 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,880 Don't get a ticket, but hurry. 129 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,960 Dad? 130 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:15,720 At least they didn't lose our luggage. That's a relief, right? 131 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,600 You need the bathroom or anything? 132 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,520 It's just a side effect. They told us it might happen, right? 133 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,920 You can change as soon as you get home. 134 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,920 Hey I - It won't be too long now. Here you go. 135 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,360 Sorry I'm late. The traffic. 136 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,040 Doesn't matter where you're going or what time you go 137 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,760 it's always bad. 138 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,080 How are ya? 139 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:46,720 Hey, Ernie. You look good. 140 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,760 Welcome to the Big Apple. 141 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,520 You must be pooped. 142 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,080 It's been quite a whirlwind, huh, Dad? 143 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,960 I sold just about everything 144 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,480 except his favorite chair and ottoman. 145 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,800 They'll be here in a few weeks. 146 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,960 And his upstairs neighbor is gonna try to sell his electric wheelchair 147 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,080 which is too heavy to ship out. 148 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,320 You won't see a dime. She'll spend it on drugs. 149 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,760 She's 83. I think we can trust her. 150 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,600 She was always saying hello in the elevator 151 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,400 asking me how was I doing... 152 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,320 if she could do anything for me. 153 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,120 Very manipulative. 154 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,440 I don't even like him. 155 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,600 You're a good daughter. 156 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,280 I'm a guilty daughter. 157 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:43,760 I should have found a place for him there. He's toxic. 158 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:49,120 You couldn't keep jumping on a plane every time he fell down 159 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,320 or called you from some emergency room with chest pains. 160 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,200 I haven't spent this much time with him in 30 years. 161 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,480 I already feel like I did then. 162 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,800 He's not happy unless he can make you as depressed as he is. 163 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,640 Well, look. He's here. 164 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,480 You're gonna have to find some way to deal with it 165 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,480 or you're just gonna be miserable all the time. 166 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,800 This is perfect. I finally get three clients lined up 167 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,160 now I gotta cancel them. 168 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,120 I'm sure they'll come back. 169 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,800 I tried to explain to him again what I did. 170 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,800 He said he would like to see the studies 171 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,680 showing the efficacy of touch for the treatment of pain. 172 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,880 Oh, shit. I gotta go. 173 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:20,720 Look at this. 174 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,960 What? 175 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,360 The doctor said to keep him away from alcohol, including mouthwash. 176 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,280 That's why he goes through so much of it. 177 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,640 He's like a teenager. 178 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,760 At least he's not a gay one. 179 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,400 We gotta talk to Jonah about this gay prom thing. 180 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,040 I don't want him to go. 181 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,080 He can be mad at us, I don't give a shit. 182 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,000 This is Ernie's doctor in Detroit. I have to take this. 183 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,880 I don't want him to go. He can logic us to death. 184 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,880 Hello? 185 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,360 He's not going. 186 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,880 Yes, I did. Thank you for getting back to me. 187 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,560 Anyways, I don't want to be the one who always says no. 188 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,240 No. The one you gave me was two years old. It's completely outdated. 189 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,040 - I think it's pretty important that we present - Well, someone must have written 190 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,720 - something down somewhere. - the united front here, don't you think? 191 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,800 - He was in the hospital for two weeks. - So that I'm not always the bad guy? 192 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,880 No, no, no. It's another Bliss. My father lived in Belleville. Yes. 193 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,960 Yeah. 194 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:02,680 We've been through this. 195 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,240 Okay, I'm, I'm gonna leave now. I'll call you when I'm on my way back. 196 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,520 Welcome back. 197 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,400 No, he's not dead. He's in New York. 198 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,920 Gotta go. 199 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,560 Hey. 200 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,080 I missed you. Look at you. 201 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,040 It looks like you've grown two inches in a week. 202 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,800 Your hair is huge. 203 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,960 How's Ernie? 204 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,240 It's gonna take him a little while to get reoriented. 205 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,120 Pretty big change. 206 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,960 Is he still sad that Shirlee died? 207 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,800 Very. But he's been pretty sad for a long time. 208 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,720 How are you? I've missed you. 209 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,720 I had a dream the other night that your plane crashed 210 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,800 and you were killed. 211 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,760 You know, there's a much better chance of dying in a car crash 212 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,840 than in a plane. 213 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,040 Anyway, I'm back, safe and sound. 214 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,760 What's he thinking, you know? 215 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,960 There's more, Dad. You want it? 216 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,000 I, it gets me so pissed off, because I waited 217 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,160 I waited a week for the notes on that outline 218 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,840 and then he's Ilke, hurry up, I need it yesterday. 219 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,440 These taste weird. 220 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,880 Are these the ones from Whole Foods? 221 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,120 Yes, they are. 222 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,000 And they're the kind you like. Eat them. 223 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,640 My boss is very, uh... 224 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,000 unpredictable. 225 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,520 So I'm supposed to bring a check 226 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,120 for the prom by tomorrow. 227 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,160 And if I'm late, it's ten dollars extra. 228 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,720 Can we not talk about the prom right now? 229 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,080 Mama just got home. 230 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,400 We'll talk about it later. 231 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,400 You want some salad, Dad? 232 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,400 You need to have something. You've barely eaten all day. 233 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,000 I need my shit-kit. 234 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,000 Ned, could you? It's in the bathroom. 235 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,840 I can get it. I'm not dead yet, goddamn it. 236 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,440 What's a shit-kit? 237 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,840 Here, let me with that, Ernle. 238 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,360 It's a kit that cleans shit. 239 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,920 Would you mind? 240 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,040 This fucking thing, Jesus Ohrist! Piece of crap! 241 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,320 No big deal, Ernie. 242 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:01,960 Careful of the glass. 243 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,320 Why she didn't bring the goddamn scooter is a mystery to me! 244 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,360 It was too heavy, I told you. 245 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,640 Why the hell didn't you let me die there in the first place? 246 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,760 I didn't ask you to fuckin' move me here! 247 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:20,520 Ned, could you take him in his room and help him change? 248 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,960 Sure, I'd love to. 249 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,000 Ready, Ernie? 250 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,040 Eat. Eat. 251 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,840 Hey. 252 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,600 Hey. 253 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,040 What are you doing? 254 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,760 Just chatting with some friends. 255 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,560 Anyone I know? 256 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,200 Not really. Just kids from school. 257 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,760 Ah. You're not talking to people you don't know, are ya? 258 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,240 Uh, you mean potential pedophiles? 259 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,000 Mm-hm. 260 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,280 Just the ones who live around here. 261 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,000 All right. It's after ten. Why don't you shut it down now? 262 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:12,760 can I have five more minutes? 263 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:17,280 No. can you just shut it down without a big negotiation? 264 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,960 Do you think I like coming down here and being the Internet police guy? 265 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,600 No. I don't. 266 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,000 It's after ten. Now, shut it down. 267 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,440 Okay. Fine. Just let me say goodbye. 268 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,360 I wouldn't want to be rude to a priest. 269 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,520 You... 270 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,000 You know, the day my mother married him 271 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,160 that morning her mother told her she was making a mistake. 272 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,920 That she was climbing-- 273 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,760 Climbing into a sick bed. I know, you told me. 274 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640 At my brother's funeral 275 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,840 he was furious at my mother for crying too loud-- 276 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,400 for making a scene. He told her to shush at her son's funeral. 277 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,680 I know. I know. 278 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,280 He's just such an idiot. 279 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,760 Well, you know, he was, um 280 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,760 he was probably upset too. He just... 281 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,840 Don't. Don't. 282 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,800 What? 283 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,920 Don't come running to his defense every time I'm mad at him. 284 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,800 Which is pretty much all the time. 285 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,200 This is a huge adjustment for me 286 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,800 having him so close. 287 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,440 It's nothing I ever anticipated, okay? 288 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,000 It's gonna take me some time. 289 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,320 Okay. 290 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:03,800 How often do you and your wife have sex? 291 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,360 Not as often as I'd like. Why? 292 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,480 How often do you fantasize about someone else 293 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,040 when you and your wife have sex? 294 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,080 Not as often as I should. Why? 295 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:18,320 I've never been in a relationship for so long. 296 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,520 I don't know how you married guys do it, day in, day out. 297 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,000 Yeah, that's, uh-- 298 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,360 I feel like I'm turning to dust. 299 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,200 That's how it is sometimes. 300 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,720 This is your son? 301 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,840 Yes. 302 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,760 He's cute. 303 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,480 Does he have a girlfriend? 304 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,120 No. Not really. Not, uh, not yet. 305 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,240 The B story. It doesn't work. 306 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,440 I've already written it, Garrett. 307 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,600 Rewrite it. It sucks. 308 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,920 He overdoses on painkillers. 309 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,800 That is boring. 310 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,960 I mean, I've seen that. I've done that. 311 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,280 Surprlse me. He gets high. 312 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,240 He runs over someone. Paralyzes them. Breaks their leg. I don't know. 313 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,240 Shock me. 314 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,240 Where are we? 315 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,440 We're at the doctor's, Dad. 316 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,320 My gums hurt. I gotta see a dentist. 317 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,560 Well, I'll call mine. We'll see when there's an opening. 318 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,400 Look, they're bleeding. I've gotta see one right away. 319 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,000 I'll call when we get home. 320 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,720 And I gotta see a urologist, too, you know. 321 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,520 I got, I got a rash on the head of my penis, I think. 322 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,360 My, my balls are unusually tender and-- 323 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,400 Dr. Elias can look at them. 324 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,800 Is he a specialist? 325 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,320 He's a geriatric internist. 326 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,320 Well, I wanna see a specialist, okay? 327 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,080 And I gotta see a cardiologist too with this arrhythmia. 328 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,000 They're gonna have to up my digitalis. 329 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,640 One thing at a time, okay? I can't do everything. 330 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:47,080 I gotta-- I gotta pee. 331 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,200 Dad, I wish you wouldn't do that. I can take you. 332 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,880 If I gotta wear these fuckin' things-- 333 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,600 I might as well use 'em. 334 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,520 You're here late. 335 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,240 I have to rewrite the whole B story. 336 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,240 Apparently, overdosing on drugs 337 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,680 and falling out a window is too soft. 338 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,880 Isn't that sort of the whole point of the episode? 339 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,080 The great downward spiral? 340 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,320 Yeah, it was. Now it's incest. 341 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,360 Takes the edge off. 342 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,200 No, thanks. I like my edge. 343 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,080 Why are you still here? 344 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,400 Oh, my ex is moving out. Finally. 345 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,680 It's better if I'm not there. 346 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,560 How long have you guys been together? 347 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,520 Too long. Almost a year. 348 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,400 Hmm. Is he a writer? 349 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,200 Actor. 350 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:58,880 Ooh. 351 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,440 Never again. 352 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,000 Yeah. 353 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,280 They're so fucking needy. 354 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,760 How long have you and your wife been together? 355 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,600 Uh, 19 years. 356 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,880 Wow! Nineteen years? 357 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,760 Yeah, we met in college. 358 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,080 That is quite an accomplishment in this business. 359 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,880 Yeah. 360 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,120 Two kids? 361 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,440 Three. My father-in-law's the youngest. 362 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,960 Oh, that sucks. 363 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,000 Yes, it does, actually. 364 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,960 I mean, it's one thing if it's your parent, but taking care of someone else's. 365 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,080 You gotta be a saint. 366 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,800 I'm sure your wife is very appreciative. 367 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,920 You'll have a Get Out of Jail Free card for the next ten years. 368 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,120 Could come in handy. 369 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:52,080 Hang in there, Mother Teresa. 370 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,360 Later. 371 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,320 And then they tell us we have to see 372 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,480 three other doctors every three months 373 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,000 at the VA just so they can approve covering the cost 374 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,640 of all the meds he's taking. 375 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,240 These can't be his regular doctors. 376 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,560 We have to see other doctors in between those doctors. 377 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,160 He's taking 17 prescription drugs. Seventeen. 378 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,760 Anything good? We could start a side business. 379 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,000 The Procrit alone costs $900 a month 380 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,240 and that's not even one of the ones they cover. 381 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,000 Ouch. Okay. No more work day, okay? 382 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,840 No, no more, no more doctors. 383 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,600 No more meds. 384 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,440 No more, no more irritating bowel disorders. 385 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,360 Irritable bowel syndrome. 386 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,200 Okay. No more bowel anything. Okay? 387 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,360 I told Jonah he could go to the prom. 388 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,320 I thought we were gonna present 389 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,120 a united front on this one. 390 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,520 He needs to be with other kids like him, Ned. 391 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,320 Okay, but he doesn't need to be with guys who are ten years older than him. 392 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,720 He's just gonna get hit on. 393 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,960 There are plenty of chaperons. 394 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:02,040 Who'll what? Follow him into a bathroom when he gets a blow job in a stall? 395 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,800 He's not going there for sex. 396 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,000 He's gonna be with his friends from the G S A. 397 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,880 How do you know what he's gonna do? 398 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,720 We don't even know what he's doing. 399 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,520 He's on that computer all night. 400 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,160 I have no idea who he's talking to. 401 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,200 Do you know who he's talking to? 402 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,760 If we're too controlling, he's just gonna act out in other ways 403 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,200 that'll end up being even worse. 404 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,560 You mean if I'm too controlling. 405 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,920 God damn It I 406 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,760 I'll go. 407 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,160 I'll go. He's my fucking father. 408 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,600 can it be sooner? His gums are bleeding. 409 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,120 That would be great. Yes. Thank you so much. 410 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,680 Wai-wai-wai-wait, wait, wait. Could you hold the elevator, please? 411 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,600 Sure, ma'am. 412 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,680 Great. Thank you so much. They can see you next week. 413 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,560 Yeah, what about the urologist? 414 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,760 Every time I pee, it stings like a son of a bitch. 415 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,280 You should feel my balls. Oh. 416 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,640 He's 13. What do I do with a fucking 13-year-old? 417 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,080 You play catch with him. 418 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,600 No, you play catch with him. 419 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,200 The only balls I touch are Randy's. 420 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,720 And even those I'm getting bored with. 421 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,880 It's not about what you do, Garrett. 422 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,640 This is about you two bonding. 423 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,360 And it's only for a couple of weeks. 424 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,400 Oh, his son's so angry since the divorce. 425 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,720 And then Randy phones him, he gets angry, then he's crying 426 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,160 and then he hangs up. 427 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,840 It's torture. 428 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,600 Fantastic first script. Applause for Brian. 429 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,160 Give it up, let's hear it. 430 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,320 Those sorority girls, they're nasty. 431 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,920 I love 'em. This is good. 432 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,680 Very testosterone. Very male. 433 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,720 Little tweak. Not too bad. 434 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,160 Fucking fantastic first script. 435 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,520 Thank you very much. 436 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,720 How's yours coming along? 437 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,840 Oh, good. You know. 438 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,160 No, I don't. That's why I'm asking. 439 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,160 It's just, I'm in the thick of it still. 440 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,680 Can't tell yet. But I think good. 441 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,000 That's reassuring. 442 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,880 You should work on your legato. 443 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,800 It's an Italian word. 444 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,440 It means to bind, to tie together. 445 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,880 From the Latin, ligare. 446 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,000 I'm just learning it. 447 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,040 You're learning it wrong. 448 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,480 Your bowing's jerky. 449 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,840 Did you ever play the violin? 450 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,880 I know what good musicianship is. 451 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,800 I was a percussionist in high school and the Army. 452 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,480 I listen to Ellington and Basie. It's not just about the notes. 453 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,760 He's just beginning it, Dad. It's a very difficult piece. 454 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,760 If you learn it wrong, it's twice as difficult. 455 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,480 He's playing for enjoyment. 456 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,920 He's not planning on being a professional. 457 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,440 Well, I guess then it doesn't matter how well he plays. 458 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,400 You were never able to take criticism either. 459 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,200 I think it depends on how it's given. 460 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,920 There's no easy way to give it. It's like medicine. 461 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,440 You just take it, if you really want to get better. 462 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,760 Night. 463 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,120 What am I gonna do with his son when he comes? 464 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,120 Randy says he's a real boy-boy. 465 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,920 I have no idea what a boy-boy talks about. 466 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,640 What do you talk about with your son? 467 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:21,480 Uh, clean your room, shut down the computer, things like that. 468 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,080 How long have you and Randy been together? 469 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,840 Two and a half years. It's a record. 470 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:37,160 Except when I was 15 and I fell madly in love with a seminarian. 471 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,320 How old was he? 472 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,600 Twenty-five. 473 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,480 Must have been weird. 474 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,120 I mean, you know, the whole age difference. 475 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,000 Some gays like 'em young. 476 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,160 Night, Garrett. 477 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,800 He was supposed to call me back by six. 478 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,040 He increased the dosage and so now he's getting dizzy. 479 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,160 He also is complaining about constipation. 480 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,520 You know what? If you could just have him call me back 481 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,760 that would be great. 482 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,120 Ow, God! Damn him! 483 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,880 Don't you have some homework to do? 484 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,120 You okay? 485 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,640 Mama burnt dinner again. 486 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,240 We spent five hours at the VA waiting to see someone. 487 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,320 Flnally I just left. I had to pick up Ethan. 488 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,080 So now I'm taking him back there tomorrow. 489 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,000 It's okay. I didn't want lasagna anyway. 490 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,800 I can't do it all. Chauffeur him to the doctor 491 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,240 pick up Ethan, go shopping, make dinner 492 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,160 try to resuscitate my nonexistent, fucking career. 493 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,920 It's fine. We can order out. 494 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,440 You can never have too many burritos. 495 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,280 I'm off 496 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,520 Hey, hey, whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa. Come here. 497 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,040 What? 498 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,880 You're going to the prom like that? 499 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,920 Yeah, it's a dance. It's not like a formal thing. 500 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,960 Don't they have a dress code or anything? 501 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,440 I think he looks fantastic. 502 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,840 Thanks. 503 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,200 You look great. You look hot. 504 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,440 Knock 'em dead. Have fun. 505 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,880 I want you to change. 506 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,560 Ned. 507 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,720 I think he should change or he can't go. 508 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,000 This is what people wear to a dance. 509 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,480 Why don't you just go in a jockstrap? 510 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,840 You're being ridiculous. 511 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,400 You can sorta see the outline of your penis in those. 512 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,680 Will you shut up? 513 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,080 You can't go dressed like that. I'm sor-- 514 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,920 I'm gonna tell Ashley's mother you're not coming. 515 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,360 Okay, fine, fine. I'll change. 516 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,800 Thank you. 517 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,800 Asshole. 518 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:05,600 Hey! Hey! Say that again and you're never going to a dance. 519 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,440 He can't go dressed like a hustler. 520 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,440 What's a hustler? 521 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:13,280 That doesn't concern you. Will you go to your room, please? 522 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:16,320 You're overreacting. 523 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,320 If that was your daughter, would you tell her, uh 524 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,040 that, uh, she looked hot and to knock'em dead? 525 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,320 - I want him to enjoy himself. - No, no, no. 526 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,040 But, but if it was your daughter 527 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,200 going out dressed like that, you'd be, like, bye, honey. 528 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,040 Nice tits. Have fun at the dance. 529 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,160 He's not our daughter, he's our son. 530 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,040 Who's gay. It's the same thing except you can't get pregnant. 531 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,800 He's not stupid, Ned. 532 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,880 No, but he's horny. That makes people stupid. 533 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,720 Is it some pedophile you're worried about 534 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,240 or the thought of him doing it with another boy? 535 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,800 Have you even told anybody that he's gay? 536 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,080 I'm off. Is that better? 537 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,640 Yes. Thank you. 538 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,680 You look nice. My sweater looks good on you. 539 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,040 Great. See ya. 540 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,520 I'll pick you up in front of the hotel at 11:30, okay? 541 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,160 Did that sweater look that gay on me? 542 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,800 I have to get something to drink. Okay. 543 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,960 Who Is that? 544 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,520 It's Ethan. 545 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,720 Come here. 546 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,920 Hey. 547 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,640 Hey, do me a favor, would ya, pal? 548 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,800 There's some, some pills in the kitchen. 549 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,800 Go get 'em for me, okay? 550 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,160 I don't know where they are. I'll ask my mom. 551 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,120 No, no, no, no. I don't wanna disturb your mother, okay? 552 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,800 Look, I, I, I bother her too much as it is. 553 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,920 Besides, we don't want her to get mad at us, huh? 554 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360 They're in a cabinet over the fridge. 555 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,360 Little, uh, little white pills. 556 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,360 I'll, I'll give you a dollar, okay? Come on. 557 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,480 Good boy. 558 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,720 Hey. There you go, champ. 559 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,760 Open that thing up for me, will ya? My fingers are too stiff. 560 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,280 What are you doing? 561 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,400 You can't have any of those, Dad. I told you. 562 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,360 If they kill me, good. Good. Ah, who the hell cares anyway? 563 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,520 I care! 564 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,160 Go to bed, Ethan. 565 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,680 He told me not to bother you. 566 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,200 It's okay. It's not your fault. 567 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,720 We'll talk about it tomorrow. It's okay. 568 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,760 You wanna kill yourself, Dad, you should have done it 569 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,280 before I moved you out here and saved me the trouble. 570 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,400 But you're not doing it in my house 571 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,920 and you're not using my son as an accomplice. 572 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,520 So, you here by yourself? 573 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,400 Uh, no. No. I'm, I'm with a friend from school. 574 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,600 Oh, cool. 575 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,400 Male or female? 576 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,840 Uh, female. 577 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,080 How 'bout you? 578 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,080 Oh, boyfriend. 579 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,240 Yeah, but we're breaking up. 580 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,920 Do you wanna dance? 581 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,240 Yeah. Sure. 582 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,480 Come on. 583 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,440 What do you think? 584 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,600 They said they'll probably have an opening by the end of the month. 585 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,680 He'll hate it, but he hates everything, so what difference does it make? 586 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,600 Four thousand a month? 587 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,200 Uh, more. 588 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,280 Depends on what level of care he needs. 589 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,320 The really nice ones are between five and ten. 590 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,080 can he afford it? 591 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,920 No, we'd have to pitch in about $3,000 a month. 592 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,400 Ah. 593 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,400 Unless you wanna keep him here. 594 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,200 But then you'll have to pay for my institutionalization 595 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,560 which will probably end up costing you even more. 596 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,640 I don't know what I was thinking. 597 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,000 It's like, 20 years of therapy, you think I'd never had any. 598 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,280 Well-- 599 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,560 it's a good thing I love my job. 600 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,920 I better go pick up Jonah. 601 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,520 Before someone else does. 602 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,040 It's almost 12. 603 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,720 Yeah. Okay. Sorry. But five more minutes? This song is about to end. 604 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,200 Now. You were supposed to meet me outside. 605 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,600 Where's Ashley? 606 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,680 Her mom picked her up early. 607 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,960 Okay. Let's go. I'm double parked. 608 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,560 Oh, my God! That was so much fun. 609 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,520 I think I just lost five pounds in sweat. 610 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,400 I just couldn't stop dancing. 611 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,000 What happened to Ashley? 612 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,480 Um, she got nauseous 613 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,800 so her mom had to pick her up early. 614 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,080 How was the food? 615 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,360 I think that's what made her nauseous. I, myself, avoided the sushi. 616 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,280 Mm. 617 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,800 So, who'd you dance with? 618 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,360 Um, mostly Ashley. 619 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,040 Um, and then when she left 620 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,400 I met this group of girls from Taft 621 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,200 and I became their best friend. 622 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,240 Who was the guy you were with when I came in? 623 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,320 Uh, Ian, I think was his name. 624 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,120 But I'm not sure. The music was too loud. 625 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,960 How old is he? 626 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,240 I feel like this is the third degree or something. 627 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:22,040 No, no, no. I'm just, you know, interested. 628 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,200 Well, uh, sorry. 629 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,520 He didn't show me his birth certificate, so I, I'm, I'm not 630 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,000 I'm not sure how old he was. 631 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,600 Definitely looked like he was in college to me. 632 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,120 I personally think you'd be better off 633 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,560 going out with someone who's a little more your age. 634 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,600 We're not going out. We danced. We met at a dance. 635 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,800 You mind if we not talk about this, because I had a good time. 636 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,160 And I'd rather not wreck it. 637 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,600 Okay. 638 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,680 No, no, It's, It's like a homeless shelter. Look. 639 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,160 He designs million-dollar houses. 640 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,720 He can't live in a fucking cave. 641 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,080 Wow. 642 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,480 Seems in a pretty shitty mood. 643 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,000 I'm, uh, I'm guessing it's my script. I saw him reading it at lunch and-- 644 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,680 He say anything to you? 645 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,560 No, he's just tired and grumpy. 646 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,520 I'm sure it's got nothing to do with your script. 647 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,800 Really seemed to love yours. 648 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,520 Well, I got a rape, a threesome, and a mutilated pet. 649 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,760 What's not to love? 650 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,440 That's true. 651 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,480 Come on, he's just being generous. 652 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,120 I'm sure he's gonna rewrite the whole thing. 653 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,200 Brian, there you are. 654 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,160 Uh, Garrett wants to distribute your script this afternoon 655 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,880 and a couple of your names didn't clear. 656 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,920 I need you to give me some alternatives. 657 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,920 Absolutely. 658 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,200 Wow. Looks like he doesn't plan on touchlng a thlng. 659 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,880 That's great. 660 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,160 Ah, it's just beginner's luck. 661 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:09,680 Gah, I tell you what, he is going to be raving about your script 662 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,040 in exactly the same way. Hmm? 663 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,840 Wow. 664 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,080 Ernie? 665 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,360 Ernie? 666 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:17,280 You should get dressed. 667 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,360 We have to leave for Ethan's concert. 668 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,080 Uh, look, I really need to stay near a bathroom. 669 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,240 Why don't you just go ahead, okay? 670 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,320 I, I promlse I won't kill myself while you're gone, all right? 671 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,160 Uh-huh. 672 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,960 Scout's honor. 673 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,120 I'll lock up the knives. 674 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,560 We won't be late. 675 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,880 What were you dreaming about? 676 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,920 Nothin'. I was listening to Butch Miles. 677 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,520 He was Count Basie's best drummer, after Jo Jones. 678 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,360 Met him once. But I was too nervous to even say hello. 679 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,600 Your mother did all the talking. 680 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,480 So I bought him a cap gun, a water gun. 681 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,760 I bought him a baseball glove made out of kangaroo leather. 682 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,400 I bought him a, a hoop, a hoop thing, for basketball, hydra something. 683 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,200 Hydra-Rib. Yeah. What'd that run you? 684 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,920 Like, uh, six, seven hundred bucks. 685 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,760 As long as I don't have to touch the thing 686 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,760 or watch a kung fu movie, I don't give a shit. 687 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,160 Randy's in charge of athletics. I just sign the checks. 688 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,760 You change those names? 689 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,800 Yeah, it's done. 690 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,160 The script doesn't work. 691 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,880 It just, it doesn't work. 692 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,200 Okay. 693 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,240 It's boring. The marriage is boring. The drinking is boring. 694 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,640 His fight over those boring kids is boring. 695 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,440 I just want something else. I want something unexpected. 696 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,080 Okay. 697 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,960 Let him screw a hooker with AIDS. 698 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,720 Okay. 699 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,520 No, no, no. He's-- I've seen that before. 700 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,800 Just something new. 701 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,880 You've been married a gazillion years. 702 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,560 You must be bored senseless. 703 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,560 What do you wanna do? 704 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,800 Uh, I'll find something. 705 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,000 Yeah, well, find it with Robin. She's gonna help you. 706 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,800 She's been on the show since the beginning. 707 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,960 She was with me in L.A. She knows what I like. 708 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,160 Keep it fresh, right, and sexual. 709 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,120 You know, there's not enough sex in this episode anyway. 710 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,720 And do it by Thursday 'cause the studio's on my back. 711 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:03,080 Look, It's a process. And It's hard. 712 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,680 And no one's getting fired. 713 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,280 Marni? What time am I editing? 714 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,200 Well. That went even worse than I imagined it would. 715 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,360 Ned, it's not that big a deal. 716 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,240 He over-dramatizes things. You know that. 717 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:26,840 Yeah. 718 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,360 I read it, I thought it was good. 719 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,520 When were you gonna tell me? 720 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,960 He asked me not to say anything. 721 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,080 Okay, look. We're gonna go through it. We'll come up with some new beats. 722 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,600 We'll throw in some sex with a 15-year-old. He will love it. 723 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,080 - Yeah. Try a five-year-old, then you're in the ballpark. - It'll be fun. 724 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,320 - We can work at my place. - We can work here. - It's right over the bridge. 725 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,960 - I hate this place. - It's fine. - It's too sterile. 726 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,320 I do it all the time, all right? We're gonna order in. 727 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,560 It's not even gonna feel like work. 728 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,760 Wow. This is, uh, impressive. 729 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:38,280 Writing for television does have its perks. 730 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,080 So I hear. 731 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,400 Sorry. 732 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,480 Don't worry. 733 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,240 Hey. 734 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,600 Where are you? 735 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,920 His concert's about to start. 736 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,600 Oh, shit! 737 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,560 I completely forgot. 738 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,440 I have to work. 739 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,040 Garrett hated the script. 740 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,280 He didn't hate it. Stop exaggerating. 741 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,280 Who is that? 742 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,560 Robin. He, uh, he wants her to rewrite it for me. 743 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,760 Wlth you, asshole. 744 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,440 We have to re-break it and give it to him by Monday. 745 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,720 I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. 746 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,480 Okay. 747 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,800 Tell Ethan I'm really bummed, all right? 748 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,440 I'm sure he'll understand. 749 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,800 Look, I have to go. It's about to start. 750 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,880 Tell him I want a private recital tomorrow night. 751 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,600 Okay? Love you. 752 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,200 Love you too. 753 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,920 I say we swim before we work. 754 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,640 Helps wipe the slate clean. 755 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,400 My ex's. The only thing of his I didn't burn. 756 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,240 Basement. Meet you there. 757 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,480 Uh-- 758 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,160 Okay. I am now officially coveting your life. 759 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,680 Isn't it fab? 760 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:56,040 And no one's ever in it. I got spoiled living in L.A. 761 00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:03,880 There's just something so primal about swimming, so purifying. 762 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,080 You're really good at this, aren't you? 763 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,080 At what? 764 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,160 You know how to live. 765 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:15,080 Well, I figure you better enjoy it while you got it. 766 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,160 The world could end tomorrow, right? 767 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,080 What if he fucks his boss? 768 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:26,520 Uh, his wife's pregnant. 769 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,600 Don't you think the audience would hate him? 770 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,520 I don't think so. 771 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,000 I think he's overwhelmed, he's ambivalent. 772 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,280 I bet 80% percent of the male audience has either done it 773 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,560 or wished they'd done it. 774 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,440 And maybe she's addicted to doing it in public. 775 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,960 Dressing rooms, parks, at work. 776 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,040 The danger's just an incredible turn-on for both of them. 777 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:55,040 It's like she introduces him to his deepest, darkest desires. 778 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:55,960 Just a thought. 779 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,200 Could work. 780 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,960 We should probably start. Time's a wastin'. 781 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:19,440 Um, I'm, I'm, I'm just gonna, you know, swim a couple laps. 782 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,480 Purify myself. 783 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,960 Okay. 784 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,840 Shit. 785 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,520 I stlll think I suck. 786 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,680 You didn't suck. You were fantastic. 787 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,160 He knows he didn't suck. 788 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,560 He's just, he's being manipulative 789 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,640 as a way to get more praise. 790 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:48,240 First of all, you don't play the violin, so you don't know. 791 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:48,960 Mm-hmm. 792 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,520 And second of all, you always say you didn't do good on a test 793 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,160 and then you get it back and it's an A. 794 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,920 That's entirely different because you can't know how you did on a test. 795 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,960 It's late, you guys. Wash up and get ready for bed. 796 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,120 You can't know how you did in a concert, either. 797 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,880 Dad, we're home. 798 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,360 And you don't know how it's supposed to sound 799 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,680 'cause you're not a musician. 800 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,040 ♫ No gal made Puts a shade ♫ 801 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,200 ♫ Sweet Georgia Brown ♫ 802 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,160 ♫ Guys all sigh, I wanna die, for Sweet Georgia Brown ♫ 803 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,880 Oh, God. Oh, God. 804 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,560 Hey. 805 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,120 I got it, Dad. 806 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,000 Have a little nightcap, you know? 807 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,320 Jonah, can you help me? 808 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,480 Shirlee and I always liked to have a little night cap. 809 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,880 Hey, where is old Shirlee, anyways? Shirlee 810 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,480 Help me? 811 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,640 All right. I need a refill. 812 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,680 All right. We'll stand up first and then I'll have a re-- Oh. 813 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:45,000 Are you sure, I mean, absolutely sure 814 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,400 we have 28 shocking moments in every act? 815 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,520 Maybe we should count them. 816 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,400 I think he's gonna be in little piggy heaven. 817 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,920 What pig wouldn't be in heaven? Sex in public? Mm? 818 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 True. 819 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,760 You know, I should get a partner. 820 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,040 This is so much more fun than writing alone. 821 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:13,720 Oh, it has its pros and cons, believe me. 822 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,400 Well, you are definitely a pro. 823 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,720 You're very good at this. 824 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,560 So are you. 825 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,080 You just need to listen to that voice inside. 826 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,520 Trust it. Fuck what people say. 827 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,880 Hmm. 828 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,080 The only trouble is 829 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:43,360 all the other voices all demanding equal time. 830 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,120 Gets difficult to hear your own. 831 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,200 Hmm. 832 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,280 I don't think that, uh, well, I don't think I, I can-- 833 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,840 Sure you can. 834 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,760 I don't think I can. 835 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:33,640 Yeah. Just think of it as a creative release. Okay? 836 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,000 I can't. I'm sorry. 837 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,640 I'm sorry. I, I, I can't do this. 838 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,560 How's Ernie? 839 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,480 Sleeping, finally. 840 00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,000 I thought putting it out of reach would be safe. 841 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,360 I guess I underestimated his resourcefulness. 842 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,440 How was Ethan's concert? 843 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,040 Long. But he did great. 844 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,560 I'm sorry I wasn't there. 845 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,400 I didn't have a choice. I had to work. 846 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,880 Does drinking help the creative process? 847 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:34,920 We had some wine. Is that a problem? 848 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,600 I have a job. 849 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:43,280 If I wanna keep it, certain things are required of me. 850 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,040 Okay, fine. Be angry. Why should tonight be any different? 851 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,560 I just wiped my father's ass and now I'm cleaning up the vomit 852 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,880 from his alcoholic bender. Am I allowed to be angry? 853 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,440 You're always angry. 854 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,760 You have a shitty father, all right? 855 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,120 He's critical. He's negative. He doesn't love you. 856 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,480 How long are you going to hold onto them 857 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,280 until he's fuckin' dead? 858 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,400 So you're the only one who gets to be angry. 859 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,440 I can see that what's happening here is a huge downer for you. 860 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,760 You can add it to your list, next to gay son 861 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,600 sucky job, and wife who's over forty. 862 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,960 It's not quite the party you were hoping for? 863 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,720 Maybe there's a better one happening somewhere else. 864 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,600 I'm sorry I missed your thing. 865 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,360 Mama said you were fantastic. 866 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,840 I sucked. 867 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,120 Oh, God. You didn't suck. 868 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,360 You sounded great. 869 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,600 Ernie got drunk and had diarrhea. 870 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,280 I heard. 871 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:10,320 It got on the floor and Mama stepped in it. 872 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,400 Well, that explains her chipper mood. 873 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,280 Then she started to cry. 874 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,040 Get some sleep. 875 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,280 Oongratulations. 876 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,080 Morning. 877 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:15,920 Morning. 878 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,520 Morning. 879 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,840 Hey, so listen. I'm gonna go to Emily's tonight 880 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,400 and do some homework and maybe watch a movie. 881 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,280 Is Emily's mother gonna be there? 882 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,880 Why? I'm gay. 883 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,200 I'd still like an adult to be present. 884 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,200 Sarah says she's bi, but she hasn't even told her mother yet. 885 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,880 That's because Sarah's only 12 years old. 886 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,400 How can you possibly know what you are 887 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,800 when you're only 12 years old? 888 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,200 Jonah knew when he was 12. 889 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,480 Okay, you. Come on. Come on. I'm driving today and 890 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,040 I can't be late. Let's go. 891 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,640 So can I tell Emily that It's cool? 892 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,400 I can't take you. 893 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,760 I have to take Ernie to an appolntment 894 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,720 that's gonna last a long time 895 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,400 and then I'm making dinner and I just can't take you. 896 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,160 It's, it's okay. I can walk. 897 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,600 Thanks. 898 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,040 So you're meeting me there, right? 899 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:09,320 I will if I can. 900 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,600 I can't do this alone, Ned. 901 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,800 Can you please tell Garrett it's an emergency? 902 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,800 I haven't even told Ernie yet. 903 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,120 Yeah, yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll meet you there. 904 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,520 Tonight's okay. So pick me up 905 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,320 at the corner of Lexington and Jackson at seven. 906 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,280 I brought you some tea and toast. 907 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:37,400 My head is throbbing. 908 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,960 And some aspirin. 909 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,920 No, I'm too nauseous. 910 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,760 That was a lot of gin you consumed. 911 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,720 It's better if you keep it in the freezer. 912 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,520 It's better if you don't drink it. 913 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,680 That's what the doctor said, right? 914 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,160 What the hell do the doctors know? 915 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,520 They thought Tommy had a parasite. 916 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,560 I found a place I think you'll like. 917 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,200 There's a nurse there on the premises. 918 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,440 They can bring you whatever you like. 919 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,240 It's just not working here, Dad. 920 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,840 I think you were right. 921 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,240 It was a mistake to bring you out here. 922 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,200 You did the best you could. 923 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,400 I shouldn't have had children. 924 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:35,240 Shouldn't have been a father. 925 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,280 I didn't like mine, either. 926 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,000 Well, I don't give a fuck what they think. 927 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,840 I am not changing a word. Not a period, not a semicolon. 928 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,280 This is the story I'm telling. Okay. 929 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,920 I do not know if I'm gonna make this season. 930 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:04,360 The fucking bloodsuckers are sucking me dry. 931 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,240 Good first act. 932 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:13,600 Rewrite, excellent. The whole sex in public session, I like it. 933 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,200 Need the rest by tomorrow. 934 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,960 Uh, Garrett, is there any chance I could--? 935 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,440 Tomorrow. 936 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,800 The pollen count. 937 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,160 It must be at an all-time high. What is this? 938 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:33,280 Okay. Three more acts to go. Easy as pie. 939 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,560 I'm thinking In Act Four-- 940 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,560 Listen. Last night, I-- 941 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,880 Just forget about it. 942 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,800 No. I shouldn't have-- 943 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,160 I shouldn't have, either. 944 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:46,320 We were drinking. We were loose. You're cute. 945 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,440 It won't happen again. 946 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:49,440 Let me just grab a coffee, I'll be back in a sec. 947 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,920 I can't. Uh-- 948 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,080 Do you, do you think maybe we could do this later, like 949 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,120 in a couple of hours? 950 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,120 Yeah. No problem. If I'm not here, I'll be at my place. 951 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,840 Stop by whenever. I will get us a little sushi. 952 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,360 Brain food. We can zip right through it. 953 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,960 I think if we put up some of your art posters 954 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,840 your chair and your ottoman could go over here. 955 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,360 Maybe we could get a little bookshelf. 956 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,120 That'd be nice. 957 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,280 We've got, uh, quite a few residents from the Midwest. 958 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,480 Your neighbor across the hall is from Ohio 959 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,280 I believe. He was a cardiologist. 960 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,040 My brother was a cardiologist. 961 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,480 He thought it made him God. 962 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,200 I think he'll be very happy here. 963 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:39,520 He won't be happy anywhere. He's been depressed since the '50s. 964 00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,560 The dining room looks nice. 965 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,400 And they have, uh, that, that art appreciation guy 966 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,000 who comes in once a week. I mean, that's right up your alley. 967 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,040 Sorry. 968 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:05,400 Hey. No, I told him. Twice. 969 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,080 It is an emergency. 970 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,400 I was a writer, too. 971 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:20,320 Published 15 novels. 972 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,240 Three of them optloned by a major motion picture studio. 973 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,520 Uh, look, I gotta go. 974 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:31,640 It is-- I know. I know it's important. 975 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,080 I was the head of Radiology 976 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,880 at Mount Sinai Hospital for 40 years. 977 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,920 Now I don't even know my own name. 978 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,360 Look, tell him I'll be there in an hour. I'm leaving now. 979 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:57,080 You movlng in, hon? Or just visiting? 980 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,000 We're all just visiting, aren't we? 981 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,800 Are you hungry? 982 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,520 I found a deli that might even be better than Abe's. 983 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:35,760 This is nice, isn't it? 984 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:40,880 It reminds me of that house we rented. 985 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:42,320 I don't remember. 986 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:48,080 Belleville Lake? I was a senior. 987 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,200 It was the summer before Tommy died? 988 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:02,640 I don't know how you survive losing a child. 989 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:08,760 Define survival. 990 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:14,840 I saw my first psychiatrist, I was 28 years old. 991 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,280 Dr. Hochman. 992 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:21,440 He told me that happiness 993 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:25,080 given my family history 994 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,760 was an unrealistic expectation. 995 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,480 You should have found another doctor. 996 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,880 I did. 997 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,640 Dr. Hochman proved correct in his analysis. 998 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,360 Okay, I'm gonna go. 999 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,600 What time will you be back? 1000 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,440 Um, by eleven? 1001 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:01,840 All right. Call me before you leave, okay? 1002 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,400 Maybe Dada will pick you up. 1003 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,000 Uh, it's no big deal. I, I can walk. 1004 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:05,720 Okay. 1005 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,520 I'll have my cell on. All right, bye. 1006 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,280 Bye, love. 1007 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,440 Ernie needs you. He's having another anxiety attack. 1008 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,200 Hey. 1009 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,800 You smell good. 1010 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,160 What's up, man? He's with me. 1011 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,520 So you want anything to drink? 1012 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,840 Uh, I'm cool. 1013 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,160 I'll get you a beer, okay? 1014 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,160 I think we should probably go in the nonalcoholic section. 1015 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,920 Look, it doesn't matter. These guys know me here. They're cool. 1016 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,040 I can't remember the last time I got high. 1017 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:38,360 Hmm. I do my best thinking stoned. 1018 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,600 Gets me out of the whole linear thing, you know. 1019 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,560 Think outside the box. 1020 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,040 Hate the box. 1021 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,360 It's never good. 1022 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,400 I mean, if I was writing a novel, I couldn't get past page one. 1023 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,360 But, I mean, we're not exactly curing cancer, right? 1024 01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:01,480 Now wait, no, no, no. Never underestimate the healing powers of, uh 1025 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,640 butt-plugs and three-ways. 1026 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,560 So true. 1027 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,760 Hey. 1028 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,240 How's it going? 1029 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,640 Good. You know, it's, uh, work. 1030 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,200 How late do you think you'll be? 1031 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,560 Um, I don't know. Why? 1032 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,680 Maybe you could pick Jonah up on your way home? 1033 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,360 I will if I can. 1034 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:29,880 Ernie's having an anxiety attack. 1035 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,920 He's upset about moving. 1036 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,280 Makes sense. 1037 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,120 We went to Murray's for lunch. 1038 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,680 We had a picnic on the beach. 1039 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,120 It was kind of fun, actually. 1040 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,960 That's a switch. Now that you're kicking him out 1041 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,240 you actually like him. 1042 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,800 Fuck--you. 1043 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,760 Sorry. Look, I should probably go. I-- 1044 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,920 I have to finish this tonight. 1045 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,200 I'll call you when I'm on my way home, okay? 1046 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,480 Your turn. 1047 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,280 This is surreal. 1048 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,200 It's like I've stepped into someone else's life. 1049 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,200 Maybe it's your life and you're stepping back into it. 1050 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,320 Ooh. That scares me even more. 1051 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:24,960 Jeannie doesn't do drugs. She likes to be in control. 1052 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,160 She likes the illusion of control. 1053 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:32,120 Life is too short for illusions. 1054 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,520 I just wanna have fun before the party ends. 1055 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,320 What? No,I have company. 1056 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:56,520 None of your business. 1057 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,920 Let's go for a swim. Come on. 1058 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,960 Come on. Come on. 1059 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,120 What are those? 1060 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,560 Just a little something to enhance the experience, okay? 1061 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,640 It's a Foxy. It's better than X. 1062 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,120 Lasts twice as long and doesn't make you nauseous. Come on. 1063 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,200 No. I don't do drugs. 1064 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,960 God, you don't do anything. 1065 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,360 Your parents have you under a lock and key. 1066 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,320 This is gonna serve 'em right for not trusting you. Here. Open your mouth. 1067 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:01,960 No. 1068 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,200 All right. 1069 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,920 Here, swallow it? 1070 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:18,240 Yes. You're gonna like it. Trust me.Come here. 1071 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,000 Hi. I'm sorry to call so late. 1072 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,840 It's Jeannie Freed, Jonah's mother. 1073 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:27,640 He was supposed to be home at 11 and I left him a mes-- 1074 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,160 I thought he was spending the evening with Emily. 1075 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,960 I must have misunderstood. 1076 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,960 Okay. Sorry to wake you up. Bye-bye. 1077 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,240 Dad, what's wrong? 1078 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,680 I can't breathe. 1079 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,000 You're very cold. I'm calling an ambulance. 1080 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,480 Must cost a fortune to live here. 1081 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:17,000 The more you spend, the more you get. It's the law of attraction. 1082 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:22,360 No matter how much I make, it seems like we're always saving for the future. 1083 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:27,280 Your future is here, Ned. Right here. Right now. 1084 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:28,840 Yeah. 1085 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:41,080 Who the hell are you fucking now, your dad? 1086 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,800 I told you I was busy. 1087 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,400 Um, it, it's, it's okay. Uh, I, I should go. 1088 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:48,160 This another one of your colleagues? 1089 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,720 You know what, it's none of your fucking business. 1090 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,400 No. Well, I mean, yeah, but, uh, hi. 1091 01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:52,080 I'm, I'm sorry. 1092 01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,800 There, this is a, this, I should go. 1093 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,600 No, don't. He is. Now. 1094 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:56,080 I need to talk to you. 1095 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,760 - No, you need to get your uninvited ass outta here. - Hang on, hang on. 1096 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,760 Not until we have fucking talked! 1097 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,280 - No, no, no, wait. - Matt! What are you--? 1098 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,280 What is he doing? Oh. 1099 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:08,520 Get away from him. What are you thinking? 1100 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,080 Matt, don't, no! Get off of him! 1101 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,160 You idiot! 1102 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,960 That fucking moron bit me! 1103 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,120 Jesus! Matt! 1104 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,360 You okay? 1105 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:29,960 Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. 1106 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,280 What? 1107 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,960 I just need to talk to you. 1108 01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,600 Oh, fine. 1109 01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,800 I can't belleve you jumped in with the Rolex I gave you. 1110 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:53,560 Costs like $4,000, you jerk-off. 1111 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,880 How is he? 1112 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,200 What happened to you? Your eye's all swollen. 1113 01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,400 Someone, uh, opened a door as I was leaving 1114 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,240 and it smashed into my face. What's happening? 1115 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,200 I don't know what's happening. 1116 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,840 I'm waiting for the doctor to come out and tell me. 1117 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,120 I don't know where Jonah is. 1118 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,440 Did you leave a message on his phone? 1119 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,400 I've left three. 1120 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,440 Did you try calling his friends? What about Jasmine? 1121 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:21,640 He hasn't been friends with Jasmine in over a year. 1122 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,760 Okay. What about the other one? Ashley. 1123 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,160 It was 11:30 at night. I called you 1124 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,920 but you were too busy to answer. 1125 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,000 Hey, it's me. 1126 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:43,600 Uh, we're pretty worried about you, so call us back, okay? 1127 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,640 Little shit. 1128 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:53,000 You smell like chlorine. 1129 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:57,040 Oh, come on. It's not a big deal. It was half a tab. 1130 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,280 Listen, I need to go because I told them I'd be home. Excuse me. 1131 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:03,360 You always do what your mommy and daddy tell you to? Look. 1132 01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:06,400 There's an upstairs. Fifteen minutes. 1133 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,400 We can do so much in 15 minutes. 1134 01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:10,840 This is why you came, isn't it? 1135 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,880 I told you I wasn't into drugs. 1136 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,520 I don't understand what that means. 1137 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,320 The heart's operating at about 20% capacity. 1138 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,680 The blood flow's just enough to keep the muscle allve 1139 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,080 but it won't be for long. 1140 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,080 And what do you recommend? 1141 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,800 We could run more tests, some of them invasive 1142 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,240 and see what our options are. 1143 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,960 Don't you think we should--? 1144 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,400 And the alternative to that would be what? 1145 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,840 To let nature take its course. 1146 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,400 What does that mean in terms of a prognosis? 1147 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,120 It's not an exact science. 1148 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,640 But my guess would be two months at the most. 1149 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,120 Probably less. 1150 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,760 It's Jonah. 1151 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,240 How are you feeling? 1152 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:05,320 I don't like hospitals. 1153 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:10,000 Your heart's not so good. 1154 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:12,840 In fact, it sort of sucks. 1155 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:16,880 They wanna go in and do some tests. 1156 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,320 No! 1157 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:21,280 No more tests. 1158 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,800 Ernie, if they don't do something-- 1159 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:26,800 "Despise not death 1160 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:31,160 "but welcome it, for nature wills it 1161 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:35,680 like all else." No more tests. 1162 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:12,280 So what happened to your face? 1163 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,840 I was, uh, leaving work 1164 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,400 and someone slammed a door in it. 1165 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,720 Where were you? 1166 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:29,000 Uh, I went, I went dancing with some friends from G S A. 1167 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,280 They wanted to, to stay, so. 1168 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,720 Was it fun? 1169 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,800 It was okay. 1170 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,640 Did you meet anybody interesting? 1171 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:50,640 No. 1172 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,880 You will, you know. 1173 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:02,600 You're gonna find someone great. 1174 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:07,760 A great guy who's just right for you. 1175 01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,000 I promise. 1176 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:39,800 Is he okay? 1177 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:46,720 He seemed shaky. 1178 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,160 I don't know what happened. 1179 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:53,880 Did you guys have a fight? 1180 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,520 No. 1181 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,480 How's Ernie? 1182 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:09,000 They brought him home in an ambulance. 1183 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,480 Hospital policy. 1184 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,640 He thought it was a police escort. 1185 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,160 He seemed to enjoy it. 1186 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,240 That was some sharp door. 1187 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,560 Yeah. 1188 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,680 Well, where is he? I'm not waiting any longer. 1189 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:46,480 Marni, call Ned. Tell him we're moving on. And-- 1190 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:50,360 Sorry. I was just finishing this up. 1191 01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:53,440 What happened to your eye? 1192 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:56,040 Slammed it into my steering wheel. 1193 01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,960 Did it help? 1194 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,280 Look, what if it's like, um-- 1195 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,840 What if it's like one of those, uh, uh, those sexual assaults in Mexico. 1196 01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:03,360 I forget the name of the town. 1197 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,200 Uh, Ciudad Juarez. 1198 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,680 We're breaking episode eight. 1199 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,800 Yeah, right. It's like, you know, the women are, um, uh, kidnapped and raped 1200 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,160 and, uh, sometimes tortured and killed. 1201 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,960 Better. 1202 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:16,520 They actually cut the nipples off of the ladies 1203 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:18,800 and they keep them for mementos. 1204 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:21,520 That's disgusting. Use it for sweeps. 1205 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,560 Why stop there? 1206 01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,720 Why not make one of them a cannibal? 1207 01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,640 You know, maybe you could take the husbands of the women and, uh 1208 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,600 and, uh, slice off their penises and, uh 1209 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,680 do what that guy in Germany did. 1210 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,640 You know, flambé and eat it with a nice glass of sherry 1211 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,360 before he hacks off the rest of their limbs 1212 01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:38,520 and freezes that for further consumption. 1213 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,200 I mean, that'd really get 'em talking by the water cooler, huh? 1214 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:44,240 And then for the big finale, maybe we could, oh, I don't know 1215 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:47,760 scour the atrocities of, uh, Rwanda and Darfur. 1216 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:50,320 Forget the Nazi death camps, I mean, those guys were pussies. 1217 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,280 And see if we can't find some more 1218 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:55,680 fun-filled sadomasochistic games to keep 'em tunin' in. 1219 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,280 That'd be fuckin' fantastic, right? 1220 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:05,600 Shock 'em to death. 1221 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,640 Are you done? 1222 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,160 To a crisp. 1223 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:18,280 Oh, and I didn't slam my eye into a steering wheel. 1224 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:20,200 I mean, how fucking dumb would that be? 1225 01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:23,240 I was attacked by Robin's psychopathic ex-boyfriend 1226 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,600 while she and I were having public sex 1227 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,920 In her very luxurious,very warm, black-bottom swimming pool. 1228 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,840 Are you fucking crazy? 1229 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,240 Sorry. It all just sorta came out. 1230 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,080 I told them you were kidding 1231 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,000 that you're stressed out over your father-in-law. 1232 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:53,040 Look, Ned, I'm sorry about what happened with my ex. 1233 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:54,760 He just gets wacko sometimes. 1234 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:56,560 You should get a restraining order. 1235 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,920 Well, at least I'm not stuck in a bad marriage. 1236 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,160 I can get out whenever it-- 1237 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:04,000 Stops being fun? 1238 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:08,280 I never said it was a bad marriage. 1239 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:13,680 You were fucking me underwater. I just assumed. 1240 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,680 I thought fun is what you were missing. 1241 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,800 Yeah. 1242 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:22,280 Me too. 1243 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,840 We used to do this when I was little. 1244 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,480 Pick up something, join us. 1245 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,120 Dad, what happened? 1246 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:13,560 What's happening? 1247 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,120 I better lay down. 1248 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,000 My legs are cold. 1249 01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:33,920 can't feel my toes. 1250 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:39,040 She said you might have trouble with your circulation. 1251 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,520 Your hands are warm. 1252 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:17,160 I don't wanna die alone. 1253 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,680 You won't. 1254 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:23,680 I'm right here. 1255 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:30,520 "Nothing happens to anybody which is not fitted by nature to bear." 1256 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,160 Bullshit. 1257 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:38,000 I couldn't say goodbye to Tommy before he died. 1258 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:42,320 I couldn't watch. 1259 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:48,360 Dr. Karlin had to give me a sedative. 1260 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:50,720 I wasn't able to bear that-- 1261 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,720 losing Tommy. 1262 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,400 You're only human, Dad. He was your son. 1263 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,200 They're good, your boys. 1264 01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,760 They're beautlful. 1265 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:14,480 I'm very lucky. 1266 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:18,240 Sometimes luck has nothing to do with it. 1267 01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,320 How's Ernie? 1268 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,800 I think he's okay. 1269 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:44,440 He doesn't seem to be in any pain, so. 1270 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:46,320 Thank you, God, for morphine. 1271 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:55,680 It's hard, isn't it? 1272 01:22:55,760 --> 01:23:01,440 The whole--parents, children-- 1273 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,960 being married. 1274 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,000 Yeah. 1275 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:06,760 Kinda tough. 1276 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:17,680 We have those two beautiful boys. 1277 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,840 We must be doing something right. 1278 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:33,560 Look-- 1279 01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,280 Don't. 1280 01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:37,240 We'll talk about it later. 1281 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,680 We'll work it out then, okay? 1282 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,680 You look good. 1283 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:54,720 I feel old. 1284 01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,720 But you look good, that's the main thing. 1285 01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:35,640 I think Ernie needs you. 1286 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:56,680 Fantastic rewrite. 1287 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,080 Midget sex? 1288 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,960 Christian Right's gonna be all over this. 1289 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:04,360 What are you doing? 1290 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,440 Leaving. 1291 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:10,360 Just, uh, assumed after my little, you know. 1292 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,600 Self-righteous hyperbolic rant? 1293 01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,280 Yeah, that. 1294 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,920 Well, not unless you ask me nicely. 1295 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,520 You were right. 1296 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:27,400 Now, don't get used to that. I don't say that very often. 1297 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:30,560 But, you know, sometimes I go over the top. 1298 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:33,560 The women sex torture thing. 1299 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,160 And even cable isn't ready for cannibalism yet. 1300 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,160 But, I do think a good flambé penis story 1301 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,080 you can put in on children's television. Somewhere. 1302 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:45,720 Just, I'll get it in. Next season. And you-- 1303 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,520 Good to see you come out 1304 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,000 get out of the box and just fight there. 1305 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,840 That was great. Let loose. 1306 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,480 Do it more often. 1307 01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,600 My son is gay. 1308 01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:07,680 He came out six months ago, but he's-- 1309 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,480 he's known since he was twelve. 1310 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:12,600 I just-- 1311 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,920 just thought you should know that. 1312 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,240 Look at you. 1313 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:20,480 You're not nearly as boring as you pretend to be. 1314 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:30,360 Can I hold him? 1315 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,840 He's heavy. 1316 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,240 Are all his bones in here and everything? 1317 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:46,000 Pretty much. That's him. 1318 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:53,520 I don't think I want to be cremated. 1319 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:55,560 I do. 1320 01:27:55,640 --> 01:28:00,960 I don't wanna take years to decompose underground. 1321 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:04,480 I don't really wanna be burned, either. 1322 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:08,800 I'm not sure what the alternative is. 1323 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,480 Maybe I can be stuffed or something. 1324 01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,040 That way I'd always be around. 1325 01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:19,280 ♫ Let's go drifting through the trees ♫ 1326 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:24,880 ♫ Let's go sailing on the sea ♫ 1327 01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:30,880 ♫ Let's go dancing on the juke-joint floor ♫ 1328 01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:37,480 ♫ And leave our troubles all behind, and have a party ♫ 1329 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:43,560 ♫ So easily forgotten are the most Important things ♫ 1330 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:49,760 ♫ Like the melody and the moonlight in your eyes ♫ 1331 01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:53,200 ♫ And a song that lasts forever ♫ 1332 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:56,840 ♫ keeps on getting better all the time ♫ 1333 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:07,280 ♫ 'Cause life is beautiful, life Is wondrous ♫ 1334 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:13,400 ♫ Every star above is shining just for us ♫ 1335 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:19,400 ♫ Life is beautiful, on a stormy night ♫ 1336 01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:22,360 ♫ Somewhere in the world ♫ 1337 01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:25,440 ♫ the sun is shining bright ♫ 1338 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:35,880 ♫ I get crazy, so afraid ♫ 1339 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:40,320 ♫ that I might lose you one fine day ♫ 1340 01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:46,920 ♫ And I'll be nothing but a tired old man ♫ 1341 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:52,800 ♫ And I don't wanna be without you at the party ♫ 1342 01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:58,840 ♫ So easily forgotten, the most important thing ♫ 1343 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:04,800 ♫ is that I love you, I do ♫ 1344 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:08,120 ♫ And I want to spend my days and nights ♫ 1345 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:16,400 ♫ walking through this crazy world with you ♫ 1346 01:31:16,480 --> 01:31:22,360 ♫ Life is beautiful, life is wondrous ♫ 1347 01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:28,280 ♫ Every star above is shining just for us ♫ 1348 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:34,360 ♫ Life is beautiful, on a stormy night ♫ 1349 01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:42,200 ♫ Somewhere in the world the sun is shining bright ♫ 1350 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:10,400 ♫ So easily forgotten, the most important thing ♫ 1351 01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:16,160 ♫ is that I love you, I do ♫ 1352 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:19,680 ♫ And I want to spend my days and nights ♫ 1353 01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:25,560 ♫ walking through this crazy world with you ♫ 1354 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:27,360 ♫ That's right, baby ♫ 1355 01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:33,840 ♫ Life is beautiful, life is wondrous ♫ 1356 01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:39,760 ♫ Every star above is shining just for us ♫ 1357 01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:45,680 ♫ Life is beautiful, on a stormy night ♫ 1358 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:54,280 ♫ Somewhere in the world the sun is shining ♫ 1359 01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,320 ♫ Shining bright ♫ ♫